Blas de Lezo, asistente para m

Javier <3

Apr 29, 2021

4.4
Android OS

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About Blas de Lezo, asistente para m

You can always piss looking towards England, as Blas de Lezo would like.

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Blas de Lezo said: "Every good Spaniard should always piss in the direction of England."

With this application you will always know where to find the direction to the perfidious Albion, so that you do not waste a drop of your Castilian urine.

The central arrow points to England, the compass to the north.

Known bugs:

-If the compass loses a bit the caliper, you must calibrate it with google maps. The app works (theoretically) anywhere in the world, latitude and longitude, except probably the north and south poles (lol).

-When you leave it in the background for a long time you must restart the application so that it works correctly again, if someone knows how to fix it (I use Unity with Android Studio) I can contact me and I will get an update.

I accept comments and suggestions.

This is a historical joke and it is strictly forbidden to talk about politics. I don't care about your opinion. If it offends you, I am not interested <3