XCHRIS JOKES

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles of beer in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Xchris: "A drinking problem."

Xchris Girlfriend Told him

If you buy me a Stupid Gift again

She Would Burn It

So he Bought her A Candle

A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

Xchris the priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray;

Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket

as we are one jacket short.

Man : How old is your father?

Xchris : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Xchris : He became a father only when I was born