All Time Wrong

The contents of this compendium are carefully and conscientiously collected words, phrases, punchlines, slangs, nursery rhymes, sayings, expressions and other forms of word concoctions which found their way in our daily social, economic and political lives. Some came to the category of downright deplorable, others are just not acceptable for children, which bear in them insensitivity to ethics and morals. Others should not even deserve to be in the educational system (like the nursery rhymes) which did not even pass the litmus test for educational value.) On the contrary, they brought the wrong messages to the pupil population. Ergo, they passed the “test to quality as wrongs.’’ [TTQAW]

Others, with the strong desire in amassing money for their methodology, under the guise of enticement, have to resort to the dirty commercials which are distasteful at the least, and insulting the intelligence of the masses at the worst.

Others, in creating American heroes to champion justice and the good over evil – missed some objectionable standards which affects the young innocent minors of their audience and fans.

Unfortunately, this hulla-balloof inapplicable designations, erroneous identifications, wrong nomenclatures, misnomers, misplaced phrases, insensitive expressions, crazy clauses, and forbidden fantasies abound in our generations. They were forgotten and sometimes even tolerated by the so-called civilized critics.

In retrospect and as a backgrounder, the “ALL TIME WRONGS” brainchild had its root in a casual celebrated nursery rhymes of all times – namely “Jack and Jill”.

To Wit:

Only to discover a seemingly innocent jingle turned out to be monstrous mistake., To my consternation – the dismaying inconsistency; the serious insensitivity; and thirdly, the concluding jubilant chorus, adding insult to injury!

I. The inconsistency:

Nobody digs a well upon a hill?!

II. Jack was injured on his head when he fell down and could have serious brain concussion;

III. The rhyme was concluded with a joyful refrain after the tragic moment.

This nursery rhyme is the most deplorable of them all and worst, if was propagated to the very young and insensitive minds of the educational system. It is downright condemnable and must be stamped out as pure insanity.

The travesty triggered the writer to search for more wrongs and attempt to minimize the existence of such supposedly intellectual products to protect the culture.

All the other articles of this collection have instant available constructive alternatives, but the above “Jack and Jill” is beyond repair and therefore has no place in this sane planet.

The war against these “ALL TIME WRONGS” start right here and now. There’s no expiration date, anyways, to right a wrong, even how ancient it maybe?!

The search, exposure and disposal of items belong to the writer while the general readership renders the appreciation and consumption.

Altogether now! Let’s be strong, fight and win the war versus the “ALL TIME WRONGS”.

It is worthy, to cite and emulate, at this point, the famous and legendary – British premier of World War II Vintage – Sir Winston S. Churchill with his resounding and formidable battle cry – “It’s all penetrations – there will be no withdrawal”.