Dobbsface

Slack-infused sales master J.R. "Bob" Dobbs took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, but it turned out for the best: now he lives rent-free inside your Android Wear powered wrist-watch! Carry him around, talk sweetly to him, and maybe he'll pay you back with the favor of {{{{TIME CONTROL!!}}}}

What's more: tap the watch face to see how long you have left until JULY 5TH 1998 -- THE ABSOLUTE FINAL END OF THE WORLD! If haven't yet shown "Bob" the green, you'll at least know how long you have left until you fry with the rest of the Pinks, instead of being whisked away at 7:00 AM on the pleasure saucers!

[NOTE! This watch face is in NO WAY endorsed, published, or supported by The Church of the SubGenius™, and is purely a fan creation. For more information about the church, visit SubGenius.com!]

Fork it on Github! https://github.com/Fortyseven/Dobbsface