Lemur

Ring Tailed LemursからRed Ruffed Lemursまで、これらの若者は歌ったり悲鳴を上げたりすることができます！q

On Safari in the African outback you stumbled upon on a band of wild Ring Tailed Lemurs with a Red Ruffed Lemur leading the bunch. You proceeded to submit to the wee lemur lads cuteness as they begged for food and over the remainder of your 3 week vacation they were hand fed a variety of treats from muffins to chocolate cake.

That was over 2 months ago now and you still can't seem to shake the experience from your mind. It doesn't help they've now taken over your flat!

For all the time spent thinking, you haven't come to any conclusion as to how 3 ring tailed lemurs and that devious red ruffed ringleader lemur managed to clear international customs, let alone get onto the plane in the first place.

If that dastardly short one leaves his dishes on the satellite dish again you'll surely have to pull him aside and have a bloody good word with him! And that's just the start. The red ruffed ring leader lemurs began demanding you fold his washing or he's refusing to pay rent and he's already 2 months behind.

His only contribution to the power bill last month was to pour orange juice all down the back of the tv and while it may have added to our savings in the long haul, our only form of entertainment is to watch the louder lemur of the bunch continually trying to impress and romance the neighbors cat!

She's been here day in, day out for 2 whole weeks and he hasn't even managed to get a single hug out of her! I might aswell add her to the tenant list and tell her the rent is due. These lemurs have got to go or I have to run away, never to return. Leaving them to face the landlord on their own, just to teach them a lesson!

With a bit of luck I'll just start running and eventually the lemurs will leave me alone and freeload off some other poor sod. Well, here goes.

Don't stop running until the lemurs are no more!