Rock Paper Scissors: UK vs China

5G eh? It's super fast!

You can illegally download that hot new TV series in a matter of moments to watch at your leisure. Streaming your antics on social media will show you in crystal clear quality (so you'd best ensure your make up is on point).

But 5G is also super scary!

There are suggestions that the 5G radio waves can trigger viruses, meaning we'll have to wear masks until the human race is nothing but an embarrassing footnote in Earth's rich history.

The other problem is that China would like to help build the 5G transmitters in the UK, and some are saying the country is going to insert spying software into the devices to steal our tick tocks and grams.

The UK government won't stand for this and will make a decision once they've gotten dealt with the rest of the items they're dealing with, such as Brexit and face masks, and given their track record so far, we might be a way off knowing what's going to happen.

In a bid to speed things up again, we propose playing Rock Paper Scissors to determine whether or not China should build the transmitters or if we should place all of our trust in a country that would never considering spying on us, such as America.

At some later date, we'll send the results to the UK government (probably via that petition thing No 10 has set up), which will allow them to work on more important things, such as whether or not we should allow chlorinated chicken in our shops.

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