Online Gaming Excuses

Does your friend always have a perfect excuse why it was not his fault when losing 1:1 in an online multiplayer game? Or when your teammate was on the other side of the field when a goal was scored against your team?

Me and my friends laughing our heads off when someone comes up with an excuse, and why not share it so you can have a good evening too?! Press the button and generate an excuse!

Don't see the perfect excuse yet? Send in your own excuse!!