Subtle Asian Tap

After a long night of partying you've finally come home. It's late. Very late. You open the door quietly and plan to quickly get to your room and head straight to bed. But, as you open the door, you see your Asian mum sitting on the couch waiting for your arrival. With an angry face and a firm grip of her favourite pair of worn on slippers she starts approaching you. Your time has come. You are about to cop it tonight but how long can you dodge her assault before you finally get it.