Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not

Hazel Camille Bradford

knows she’s a lot to take—and frankly, most men aren’t up to the

challenge. If her army of pets and thrill for the absurd don’t send them

running, her lack of filter means she’ll say exactly the wrong thing in

a delicate moment. Their loss. She’s a good soul in search of honest

fun.

Josh Im has known Hazel since college, where her zany

playfulness proved completely incompatible with his mellow restraint.

From the first night they met—when she gracelessly threw up on his

shoes—to when she sent him an unintelligible email while in a

post-surgical haze, Josh has always thought of Hazel more as a spectacle

than a peer. But now, ten years later, after a cheating girlfriend has

turned his life upside down, going out with Hazel is a breath of fresh

air.

Not that Josh and Hazel date. At least, not each other.

Because setting each other up on progressively terrible double blind

dates means there’s nothing between them...right?