Phone Banana

If there's one thing that the world needs right now it's another way of communicating with each other without actually having to speaking to each other.

Phone Banana does just that. Simply type in a custom message from your brain, hit the show button, and the message from your brain will seamlessly scroll across your screen for you to show it to your communicatee(s) eyes. Your communicatee(s) eyes should, if they are working - send the message from your brain to the communicatee(s) brain for processing, and possibly produce a reaction of some type.

Loop/repeat options allow you to show the message multiple or even infinite times, just in case your communicatee(s) didn't get the message the first time.

You can customise the text colours, scrolling speed (for your less or more able communicatee(s)), and text direction (for communicatee(s) that read from right to left).

There's a library of a few English phrases included. This may be expanded in the future to include some chosen subjects, local dialects, and user customisation.

Please note that if you receive an error message, it's because you said to do something and then changed your mind. Computers don't make mistakes - they just follow instructions so please consider giving the app five stars for the free lesson learnt and try not to be so indecisive in the future.

PRIVACY POLICY JUNE 2018:

We don't collect any of your personal data or purchasing habits, let alone share it - we're really not interested.

Google might though. We use google's technology to deliver advertisements. We do this so that if each of the 7.6 billion people in the world downloads the app and clicks an advert, we might be able to pay our developer minimum wage.