Ultimate Hooker Punch Showdown

In a world of chaos, one man stands up to hooker-punch to victory...

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Update 0.9.2: Back, Menu and Search all close the game now like they should have before. It also closes after 30 seconds of inactivity, btw.

Touch to launch a hooker punch! That's all there is to it, It's theraputic.

All content is used under Fair Use. No actual hookers appear in this game.