Best Ever Puns

This FREE App is all about puns and word play, if you like cleaver jokes then this app is for you. Share the jokes with your friends and wow them with your new found mastery of the English tongue. Think your funnier then submit your puns for inclusion in the App. Thanks for downloading and don't forget to check out my other Apps.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly

*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.

*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)

*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app

*Share with SMS/Email

*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.

*Random joke button

*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start

*Hold the right arrow to go to the end

*Link to developer’s other apps in the market

*Change the size of the text

*Change the color of the text

*Change the style of the text

*Change the background

*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"I was pressing my clothes the other day when I burned the middle of my leg

Oh the iron knee!"

"I named my son Matt Damon.

He's my first Bourne."

*****Disclaimer*****

Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.