Damn Love, a Dating Apocalypse

So delicious! So malicious! Hello, darlings! Damn Love is an urbane send-up of dating apps, advice columns, and self-help books

We think it’s WONDERFUL that hundreds of apps are matching people. But here’s an app and a game where we can all have fun tearing them apart!

FEATURES:

+DECIDE THE FATE of heiresses, fashion models, tech millionaires, jewel thieves, and Instagram stars.

+GO DEEP, DEEP, DEEP into the psychology of love and learn to tear hearts to fringe!

+CHALLENGE AND PLAY your friends! (And make new friends!)

+CHAT AND MEET after brilliant games and soothe the egos of your devastated opponents.

+RECEIVE GLORY, FAME and stunning new ranks for being witty, smart, and winning games! Good luck! And may the cruelest person win!

Damn Love was created by E. Jean Carroll, a former writer at Saturday Night Live and Esquire. She writes the longest, currently-running advice column in American publishing called Ask E. Jean in Elle Magazine.