Funny History Quotes

Funny European History Quotes from an AP European History teacher! Jim Hannon is one of the most unique European History teachers you could imagine; unafraid to blurt out the craziest of ideas on European History! History is made surprisingly enjoyable with the excerpts of Hannon to lighten the mood!

European History Quote #1

(Discussing child labor in the mines of early England)

"If your day ends with 'Who's missing?' you're in England."

European History Quote #2

(Discussing early French occupations)

"...just a Rent-A-Boob..."

European History Quote #3

(After Poland lost another war)

"Let's revoke Poland's license to own a country and give it to Russia. They've had so many D.U.I.'s it's time to revoke their license."

European History Quote #4

(Answering a student when they stated 'I hear the French actually built a couple of robots recently.)

"Do the French robots have little white flags in their back pockets?"

European History Quote #5

(Martin Luther's attitude toward women)

"Get pregnant and make me a sandwich."

Enjoy!!!