Pepper Spray

Are you being attacked by swarms of non-violent protesters? Now you can protect yourself against silent, sitting citizens. This MK-9 Magnum Pepper Spray is defense force grade. Vegetable spray. It's even probably, maybe, good for them!

Includes realistic sound effects. Just touch the screen to start the spray. Lift your finger to release. Couldn't be easier! Of course, you'll only be using this against flies and spiders. Right?

---Privacy---

This app transmits anonymous usage data to Google Analytics. No personally identifiable information is collected. Basically all I'm tracking is how many times people open the app, and click to spray :)

---Permissions---

The INTERNET and ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE permissions are both required by Google Analytics.

---Feedback---

If you've got any questions, concerns, complaints, or general feedback, please contact me at [email protected]. I'm always open to feedback!

---Notice---

This spray can is similar in design to the pepper spray used by UC Davis Police Lt. John Pike during Occupy Wall Street protests. The author of this app does NOT condone the use of pepper spray as a form of violence in any situation. This app is intended purely for entertainment purposes. And maybe just a tiny bit of satire.