Tough Guy Facts

Chuck Norris kicks a$$. Now YOU can be just as badd.

"Once, a cobra bit [INSERT NAME]'s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."

Pick a name, any name; be it a celebrity, a friend, or yourself, and enjoy the compliments!

FEATURES

* Hundreds of Chuck Norris-type jokes which can be customized to any name

* Bookmark your favorites

* Share on facebook, twitter, email, or messaging

* Add your own jokes!

* Female names supported

* No network connection required

WArNiNg!

Users have reported significantly higher levels of testosterone. Consequently, your manliness may grow at a ridiculously exponential rate. Symptoms include: stubborn chest hair, burgeoning alpha male status at work or school, preference for bloody raw meat, and habitually resolving conflict through violence. You've been warned..

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