Bad Advice

If you are in need of some bad and sometimes really horrific advice, or perhaps a horoscope, or maybe a great tip for your next bet, get this app.

Never again will your life decisions be wise or carefully planned. Just follow this advice and you might end up doing something fun, like getting divorced or being dead. Perhaps you'll spend the rest of your life in prison! Who knows? That's the fun!

You'll also get daily horoscopes, predicting exciting things that will happen in your life. You might get kidnapped or perhaps you'll get a horrible new desease named after you.

WARNING: Do not actually take anything in this app seriously.