Updated on May 20, 2026
We rerouted power through the auxiliary bug-squashing matrix and performed a very official systems calibration.
This update includes:
• Stability improvements across the station
• Performance tuning for smoother transmissions
• Fixes for several rogue glitches hiding in the vents
• Chat room improvements the bots claim they definitely did not need
• General maintenance by underqualified technicians with laser wrenches
