搞笑笑話-開心幽默的捧腹笑話和段子

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1. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

2. Oh my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

3. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

4. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

5. I thought I was decadent, but it turned out that I was!

6. As far as your thoughts go, get away from me!

7. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

8. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?

9. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

10. Others have a background, but I only have a back view.

11. In reality, people use their real names to tell lies, but on the Internet, they use pseudonyms to tell the truth.

12. Live well, because we will die for a long, long time.

13. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

14. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think they are?

15. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to compete with others?

16. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

17. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

18. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you!

19. If a woman pleases herself, she will be beautiful, but if a man pleases himself, he will be poor!

20. It is a mirror, and what will always reflect is gold, which will always be spent!

21. Follow other people’s paths and leave others with no other options!

22. Pain is a enjoyment that can only be enjoyed by sober people.

23. I am Jesus his son coconut!

A collection of humorous sentences:

1. College is all about learning!

2. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel like I’m sleeping at night!

3. I am the most honest person and never tell lies. (Except this sentence.)

4. Don’t say that others have brain disease. To have a brain disease, you must have a brain.

5. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6. Don't wash it. If it weren't for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart.

7. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.

8. When the sky falls, you hold it up and I hold it up, haha

9. The can pull-tab loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke!

10. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with!

11. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

12. Are the leaves leaving because of the wind’s pursuit or the tree’s unwillingness to stay?

13. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!

14. What can I do to kill your lover?

15. Urination and defecation are prohibited here. Violators will have their tools confiscated.

Selected humorous sentences:

1. If you look like a bun, don’t blame the dog for following you.

2. I won’t tell you even if I beat you to death.

3. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly.

4. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

5. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world!

6. There are three things that hurt people: worries, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful of all is an empty wallet.

7. The so-called surprise is when the rabbit you have been waiting for arrives, followed by the wolf!

8. No one is worth your tears, and those who are worth your tears won’t make you cry!