Crippled Spartan Simulator

"The worth of a falling spartan baby can be determined by how many center rocks it can evade, as well as how many times it can bounce off the edges of side rocks without becoming a baby-shaped stain in the pages of spartan history." - Plato.

Try to set the highest score between your friends in this hard as hell brand new game.

Avoid getting crushed against center rocks, and use (and abuse) the side rocks to get better scores, score multiplicators and even immortality!

Go ahead and set the worth of your falling spartan baby. Publish his worth to facebook and become a God among mortal men.