Fun Phrases

A collection of over 330 (337 to be exact) "Fun Phrases" to put a smile on your face, make you think twice, maybe laugh a little or just relate to.

Topics (targets) for:

Women:

I don't have hot flashes, I just have short tropical vacations.

Men:

If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Young:

If it wasn't for Physics and Law Enforcement, I'de be Unstoppable

Old:

"You know you're getting old when your bank sends you their free calendar one month at a time",

Common Sense:

"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.",

Working class

I don't mind coming to work, but that 9 hour wait to go home sucks.

Politically correct:

You're not a loser, you're just not my kind of winner

the IRS:

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well.

and many more...