Hi! - the World's friendliest app!

Introducing Hi!, the world's friendliest app! Are you having a bad day? This app will make you feel better. Are you having a good day? This app will make you feel even better! Are you having a mediocre day? This app destroys mediocrity. Did you just organize a peace treaty that will bring universal harmony? This app will be the first to congratulate you! Did you just smuggle tons of peanut butter across the border? This app will be the first to welcome you! Are you on top of a mountain? This app will tell you how hi (get it now?) you are! Are you trying to learn the English language? This app will teach you the first greeting in the English language! Do you have a sense of humor? Congratulations! You will enjoy this app! Every healthy relationship starts with a greeting. Welcome to Hi!