Jokes

We have very funny jokes. Our Top 80 of the best and funniest jokes will make you laugh for a long time. See how far you can go with a straight face, we dare you ;-)

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the best corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

A young person is a child, grows up, grows old, and then becomes like a child again. So, too, with your sense of humour: while you might be too cool for a knock-knock or a two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you turn 30+ (or sooner if you have kids!). Those jokes become funny again, and so much so, that you feel it's your duty to share them with the world (or your kid's friends).

Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the finest two-liners and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few two-liner jokes of your own? Vote on your favourite below, or submit your own punny and embarrassing creations in the comments section!