Kill a Mole! Free

Kill a Mole, Kill 'em All!

LOOK! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!

The invasion has begun, and it comes from below!

Don't let you move by their smiley faces,or those furry bellies...goofy eyes...and look at their noses, OMG, they're lovelyNNOO!! It's a trap!! The Moles want to conquer the surface and they have chosen your lawn to start with their evil plan! You must stop them,no matter what! The Earth is calling you,will you answer her call?

...Too serious...? Ok,you can see it this way if motivation is what you need,or just grab anything you can throw at them and smash those purple rats! Why?! Because it's funny,of course!

Believe me, champ, there's a hell out there, it's not the same old "whack-a-mole"..."Once you kill a mole,you have to kill them all!"