Life Lot Game

This one-of-a-kind money game puts you smack-dab in the middle of a full-fledged economic sandbox. Featuring a sophisticated financial playground to explore and experiment with. Complete with accruing interest payments, loans, financing, bribery and money laundering.

Taking risks with your money has never been so much fun. Like that sports car huh? You could save up enough cash to buy it (cough, p#$$y)… or just finance it and get it now! What could possibly go wrong?!

Make money the American way, by playing scratch-off lottery tickets and “Balls-Of-Wealth” drawings! Or rob your friends at gunpoint & then launder the stolen cash.

Need cash really quick? Take a loan! Pawn your possession in a pinch by going to see Tommy at the Pawn Shop. He’ll help you cuz he likes you!*.

This is Monopoly for the new millennium,.. faster, meaner and deadlier.

There is absolutely no other game on the market like this. It's a fiendishly fresh new experience that promises to blow you away, smack you like a b#tch and leave you wanting more!

* Tommy does NOT like you.