Smartass & Sass

If you love funny products, cuss words, and treating yourself, you're in the right place.

Download the Smartass & Sass app to get exclusive discounts, shop early access, and be the first to know when new sass has arrived.

A MONTHLY DELIVERY OF SARCASM

Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass ($100+ value per box).

SASSY SHOPPING

Not interested in a long-term commitment? Shop for ready-to-ship apparel, past boxes, office goods, drinkware, and more.

GIVE A GREAT GIFT

Know a sarcastic soul who needs a treat? Shop for a gift subscription, one-off items, and seasonal bundles.

EXCLUSIVE ACCESS

Be the first to know about exclusive offers and product launches through first-to-know notifications and app-user-only early access.

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich