THPPPT!!!™

What is THPPPT!!!™, anyway??

THPPPT!!!™vulgar/informal

noun

1. An amusingly stupid app from Bonzotron Amusements LTD.

2. A utility that allows one to make rude noises with toons and take pictures.

verb

1. Cause a cartoon character to blow a raspberry.

2. Make an animation emit a fart noise with lips and tongue.

3. Use a comic actor to voice a bronx cheer.

How do I THPPPT!!!™??

• Touch the screen to make the actor look and THPPPT!!!™

• Take pictures of real people and places with THPPPT!!!™ actors!

• Touch higher or lower to make musical THPPPT!!!™s!

Three actors included!

D.C. Dragon™, ROBOCOD™ the cyborg fish, and Arlo the Werewolf™.

Download more actors!

Raspberry Swirl™ the Pony can be downloaded from http://www.bonzotron.com/thpppt/thpppt-actors-to-import/

Create your own actors!

You can build your own actors for THPPPT!!!™ with just a graphics program. Learn how at:

http://www.bonzotron.com/thpppt/thpppt-build-actors/

THPPPT!!!™ contains no ads, no nags, and no in-app purchases. Please use and enjoy it with our compliments.

The free version of THPPPT!!!™ limits you to five created or imported characters. Also, new characters that Bonzotron adds to THPPPT!!!™ will appear first in the Prime (paid) version.

If you enjoy THPPPT!!!™ and would like to see more from us,

Please consider purchasing the THPPPT!!!™ Prime Key.

→⇒ARTISTS!⇐←

If you create and publish your own THPPPT!!!™ actor, you're invited to join our Artist Appreciation Program.

The Artist Appreciation Program gives you:

• Access to the full paid functionality of THPPPT!!!™,

• Early (beta) access to new THPPPT!!!™ features and characters,

• Priority handling of bugs and feature requests.

Learn more about the Artist Appreciation Program at:

http://www.bonzotron.com/thpppt/thpppt-artist-appreciation/

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THPPPT!!!™ makes the world a better place!

√ THPPPT!!!™ alleviates the negative effects of vapours, gout, ague, flatus, halitosis, and dyspepsia.

√ THPPPT!!!™ knows what you did last summer.

√ THPPPT!!!™ is not a flying toy.

√ THPPPT!!!™ is a bad influence on you.

√ THPPPT!!!™ powers out tough stains.

√ THPPPT!!!™ am Groot.

√ THPPPT!!!™ makes you popular with the ladies/gentlemen.

√ THPPPT!!!™ is best pony.

√ THPPPT!!!™ has spooky powers.

THPPPT!!!™ is the answer.

What was the question?