Loser Simulator

Every decision in this satirical, self-condescending life simulator affects you in some way whether that means picking up a date, or failing a class, or getting rich day trading. The longer you play the game, the harder it becomes to live.

• Slave away in your day to day activities to delay the inevitable internal suffering

• Pursue an education to foster relationships, get a degree, and make more money

• Explore bars, clubs, and the gambling scene of Las Vegas

• Take financial risks via the virtual stock market

• Get rich enough to win the game

Includes:

• a partner system, filled with dates and depressing middle class lives

• consume drugs, buy expensive cars, or take lavish (or dangerous) trips around the world

• a full-fledged stock market system, complete with reports and analysis

• Respawn Tokens, for when sometimes you need just one more chance

• and more!

We all die, eventually. The question becomes, how long can you make it?