Meerkat

Undeniably cute yet fierce in battle are the Meerkat hoards! Meerkats charge!!!

Meerkats have a sensible, stable yet enjoyable way of life. They hang around in little caves under grassy knolls and if they ever feel hungry there's usually a willing human servant to submit to cuteness and hand over the food.

If Meerkats ever feel closed in or lacking of space they simply dig another tunnel, extend their living areas or in desperate times, rally together, charging neighboring Meerkats grassy knolls, plundering and pillaging as they go.

Just last week my neighbors wife was rounded up and carried off by a bunch of the little critters, likely be worshipped as some kind of a goddess while they bring her grapes and berries to win her over with affection.

If your local Meerkat constabulary doesn't have a god or goddess head figure tied to it then you just might be so lucky! Enquire sooner than later and you might strike up the opportunity to lead Meerkat armies, struggle to balance Meerkat economics and best of all, sit around in the sun while they bring you snacks!

Ahhhhh... Meerkat life is good!