Catastrophe: Sneaky Cat

You are a cat. There is a mug on the desk. Your human is right there. You know what has to happen.

Catastrophe is a sneaky game you play with one thumb, all about the oldest feline tradition: shoving things off tables. Hold to push a mug, a fern or a very expensive globe toward the edge, and let go the moment your human turns around. Freeze. Look innocent. Then do it again.

HOLD, FREEZE, SHOVE

• Hold an object's lane to push it. Let go before you're seen.

• Every look is announced: ears up, then the chair creaks, then they turn. Fair, every single time.

• Let go just before they look for a Close call bonus and a moment of pure smugness in slow motion.

HUMANS WITH HABITS

• The Deadline types in bursts and checks on you between emails.

• The Scroller looks up often, but never for long.

• The Napper sleeps deeply. Keep the noise down.

• The Bluffer pretends to turn. A real turn puts the newspaper down first.

• The Gamer looks up between rounds, like clockwork.

• On a Call has a webcam. When the light is on, so are you.

THINGS THAT BELONG ON THE FLOOR

Mugs that splash, globes that keep rolling, alarm clocks that ring on landing, picture frames that take two shoves, eggs, jam jars, cereal boxes and the one fern you are absolutely not allowed to touch.

ENDLESS MISCHIEF

• Handmade rooms that teach one trick at a time, then Freestyle levels forever.

• Three stars per level for doing it with style.

• Chill, Spicy and Chaos difficulties.

• A new Daily challenge every day, plus Endless mode for high scores.

DRESS FOR THE CRIME

Collect cats and dress them up: Marmalade, Biscuit, Sir Tuxedo and more, with bow ties, bell collars, tiny crowns and reading glasses. Unlock room themes and crash effects too.

MADE WITH CARE

• Sketchbook art that wobbles as if it was drawn a moment ago.

• Haptics that tell you when to let go, even with the sound off.

• High contrast warnings, reduced motion, a left hand mode and an option to tap instead of hold.

• Plays offline. No ads. No energy timers.

Free to play, with optional purchases for coins, cats and the starter pack.