Videos of Ugly People

Wow! You're just sitting there toiling away when you could be entertaining yourself! What the ever heck!

This is just the app you need to maybe improve your mood this wonderfully blue, maybe gray, maybe dark and foreboding day!

Are you tired of flapping your arms in frustrating boredom? Do you yearn for something diabolical? Do you wish for your food to go down well? Do you feel that every day you race the sun? This app can help with all of those things! Well except for eating your food correctly. Eat your food right, silly. Don't starve!

Pop open this app and you are sure to see a video of an ugly person. We hope that by seeing their horrible visage you will feel better about yourself! This isn't an app for beautiful people!

Show your friends, if you have any! They'll love this app! I know I love this app! Maybe you'll make a new friend! You could use a new friend. No seriously, get some friends. Uhh, no, those are acquaintances. Friends CARE about you. Anyway I digress!

If you download this app, we can promise the following:

• Terrifyingly disgusting representation of a human (most of the time)

• Amazing, full motion video that changes as your environment changes! Wunderbar!

• Someone will laugh! Ha ha ha! See?! I laughed!

• No jump scares! Unless someone sneaks up behind you. What a jerk!